Category: Humor & Entertainment

How To Irritate a Telemarketer

Have you ever had the experience of having the most perfect date interrupted by some bone head trying to raise money for a bogus charity? Do you feel like that most of the unscrupulous telemarketing firms lack common sense when they choose to call you during the final playoff game? Wouldn’t you like to call up a telemarketer who just woke you up on their personal home phone line and give them a wake-up call that they’ll never forget? Can you imagine learning some new innovative and o... [Read More...]

Send In The Tort Lawyer$

Prepare to laugh until you cry as fearless tort lawyers Pap and Pup navigate uproarious lawsuits that are endemic of our time. Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and his twin brother Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”), the fearless tort lawyers whose zany exploits delighted readers of Tort$ “R” Us and Please Pass The Tort$, return with yet another round of legal mayhem guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry. Their latest antics include a lawsuit on behalf of consumers who... [Read More...]

The Princess and the Plumber in Beast to Beauty

Tundra has a problem. As a princess, she is under pressure from her parents, the King and Queen of Parking-Lot, to wed. Unfortunately, she happens to be the largest and ugliest girl in the land. She meets Olaf, a huge oaf, who becomes her friend. Her father, out of desperation, enlists the help of his mediocre magician to come up with a solution. A beauty potion fails miserably putting Tundra in a deep sleep, like Sleeping Beauty, except with none of the beauty. Each day she wastes away while t... [Read More...]

Free: The Royal Riposte

It would never happen – or so we think – but is it really that unlikely? We live in a world where Netflix makes lavish dramas about the current royal family, whilst Prince Harry and Meghan continue to indulge us with tell-all interviews, articles, biographies and documentaries. So what if Oprah gave William and Kate the opportunity to tell their sides of the story and – against all the odds – they agreed? These are the fictional transcript of that unlikely, yet highly be... [Read More...]

Free: Mama Said

Do you know the difference between Caterwaulin’ and Cattywampus? Or maybe you’re thinking of Catty-corned? Did you know you can use a spider web on a wound to stop bleeding? Just make sure the spider ain’t still on it. Do you know how to make Buckeyes? If you answered NO to these questions, then you need this book! So many people are moving to the South every day, and to fit in, or at least understand us, you need to learn how to talk right. Mama Said is a fun and fascinating look at Sout... [Read More...]

Tales of American Idiocy

“Soon the humans will all wear muzzles and be chained to their homes by their great glowing boxes!” This announcement by Chester stopped the meeting of the pets of Sunnyside Street cold. Not that they were surprised by the neighborhood conspiracy cat. Chester was full of odd ideas, most of which he announced at inopportune moments. Chester would turn out to be right about COVID, but he is just one of many Orwellian critters and supernatural shorts populating these Tales of American ... [Read More...]

Crime and Pun-ishment

Barry Lagger is a villain of the old school. In 1996 he planned the crime of the century. Stealing the Sultan’s diamond from the world -famous Archibald gallery. Unfortunately he got caught. Twenty five years later and Lagger is up for parole. He’s desperate, his daughter is getting married and he simply has to be there. When parole is denied, Lagger knows he has to escape. And so begins a desperate race to reach his daughter’s wedding in time. The problem is, somehow Lagger h... [Read More...]

Free: Interesting Facts For Intelligent Kids

Interesting Facts for Intelligent Kids is a collection of Mind-Blowing and Fun Facts for young readers who are curious to learn new stuff and willing to find answers about the world around us. This book covers a wide range of subjects, including the world’s fastest animals, the deepest oceans, and the tallest trees, as well as the wonders of nature and science. Free on Kindle. ... [Read More...]