Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People

The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (satire) has transformed the lives of many inmates at the Puddville, Alabama Psychiatric Hospital, including men and women who think they are Kings, Queens, Presidents, and the reincarnation of Elvis Presley; in short, dozens of people of all ages and professions have benefited from Ronnie Champ’s wisdom, and now you can too! Free on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Misadventures in Real Estate

Do you like stories about strippers, bears, alligators, wartime romance, or aliens? Are you interested in learning how to become physically fitter, mentally healthier, strengthening your marriage, or maybe just an all-around better human being? From beginning to end, this book will keep you entertained and laughing. The outlandish stories also teach valuable life lessons that are concise and surprisingly insightful. You might just discover a thing or two about human nature and the comical aspec... [Read More...]

Free: Divine Space Gods III: Rangda’s Shenanigans

When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity’s future is at stake. The Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the rebel Keila unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind. Eventually, Keila’s daughter Sabina must face Rangda. But Sabina hasn’t trained and isn’t interested in fighting Rangda. Only a miracle can save us! ... [Read More...]

Episodes From Office Life

In a Britain which has recently seceded from something bigger and fuzzier, Mike Allen is a team leader in a State body which does indescribable things with unsuspecting other things. In a series of farcical, and occasionally risqué, comic adventures, the team find themselves challenged by a hex-casting Roma woman, Russian spies, a trade union hit man, devious senior management, and a host of other undesirables. Through the provocations, the trials, and the sheer naughtiness of it all, Mike and... [Read More...]

Boner the Barbarian Online XIII: Level Doofus

A LitRPG satire. READY, PLAYER ONE? The best RPG game of the millennium is here! BONER THE BARBARIAN ONLINE XIII! Now with tens of thousands of quantum servers, a simplified interface, and nanite hardware. A vastly enhanced living, realistic digital world! FULL IMMERSION! Wait! There’s more! Version XIII offers you the best of the combined MIBAN and Chap-U gaming worlds! Play traditional or your own brand of RPG! Enter lands where cultivation and qi styles of play are available! Learn the... [Read More...]

Free: Daisy in the Doghouse

Daisy In The Doghouse is a dark, funny, family story about exposing corporate greed and a grass-roots movement to make the world a better place. In the wake of the 2008 financial crisis, Jack Sullivan, former CEO and current stay-at-home dad, struggles to find an outlet for his frustrations with the unfair financial systems of corporate America. ... [Read More...]

Dark Knights: The Dark Humor of Police Officers

There is nothing quite like the police officer sense of humor. Police Officers are the modern-day embodiment of medieval knights, going to work each day with a noble cause to protect and serve society. The profession requires cops to see people at their worst. They see death, tragedy, crime, and despair on a daily basis. The very nature of the tasks cops perform, and the things cops see skews their sense of humor. Sometimes, a sense of humor is the only defense mechanism in a police officerR... [Read More...]

The Unlounging

Named a best book of 2018 by both Kirkus Reviews (“funny, wise, and poignant”) and BlueInk Review (“Selraybob is lovable”), The Unlounging is your midsummer must read. Not yet thirty and already beaten down and washed-up, Selraybob spends his days on his worn out lounger, drinking quarts of Busch and talking to his buddy Herm on the phone. Until, right in the middle of his wife’s long-overdue goodbye speech, Selraybob has an epiphany. It’s about Time. Time, he determ... [Read More...]