Category: Humor & Entertainment

2020, An Obese Turtle: 101 COVID Words and Phrases We Want to Forget

A funny, satirical and touching book about the myriad of new words and phrases 2020 and COVID-19 have given us. From Zumping (getting dumped on Zoom), to Covidiots to “when can I hug again” this humorous list covers 101 of the most poignant words and phrases. Some we just want to forget, some will live with us forever. A percent of profits will be donated to essential workers. $0.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Free: Jack Hansen – Small Man of the Big City

Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply havent met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but hes always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The toady Larson is always fawning and groveling to ingratiate himself to and become his bosss favorite. Austin next door does not believe in the sincerity of his lover Phils feelings for h... [Read More...]

The Joint of No Return

Bumbling stoner Charlie Hong has spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last hare-brained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he’s about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light appearing in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he finds himself thrown into a world far stranger than anything he could have possibly imagined. Does the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the Starseed—a massive living space... [Read More...]

My Neighbours Are Stealing My Mail

More hilarious ghostly capers with Alan Rose and the Ghost of a 1970s stand – up comedian Frankie Fortune. In their fourth book Alan Rose has quit his job and, much to his disappointment moved in with his girlfriend, Rosie. But if only it was. Rosy, that is. You see, he’s not getting any mail. Convinced his neighbors are stealing it, he investigates. Only to find evidence of…witchcraft. Meanwhile the Merton Palace Theatre is being renovated. As the building work continues, strange noises ... [Read More...]

Bad Elf

A Goth-elf, Jack is not like most other elves at The Pole. He hates the cold. Hates making toys. And he thinks Santa might be just a little bit too stingy with the coal. Afraid he might belong to a darker side of Christmas, Jack dreams of running away while Santa is out delivering presents. He steals the Naughty List, planning to use it as a map to find his Christmas demon idol, Krampus, who travels the world Christmas Eve to punish all the Naughty Children. But Jack’s dream turns nightma... [Read More...]

Kids Say The Darndest Things To Santa Claus

Where Art Linkletter left off, Santa Don picks up! After asking kids for their wish lists at Christmas as a volunteer Santa Claus, the author has heard it all. Now he shares the best of the best 85 stories. You’ll laugh, cry and recall the true meaning of Christmas for children. Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, but always touching and sweet, these stories will entertain and warm the hearts of readers. Santa Tells All! $2.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Free: Fake History: The Wildly Inaccurate, Ruthlessly Manipulative, Dangerously Deceptive, and REAL History of the World

Fake History is the textbook you wish you could have read while falling asleep in history class. From Jesus Christ to Donald Trump, from Genesis to World War III, from ancient legends to alternative facts, Fake History takes a comic romp through the tangled narratives of history to reveal the scandalous truth of the world’s past and the incredible destiny to which it is heading. The provocative novel of “fictional nonfiction” takes the form of a mock textbook and rewrites huma... [Read More...]