No curses. No drama. Just bad energy returned to sender.
You’re the nice one. You remember everyone’s birthday, apologize when other people step on your toes, and answer midnight phone calls from people who wouldn’t water your ferns if you were dying. You’re not tired because you’re weak—you’re tired because you’re carrying everyone else’s emotional luggage and calling it kindness.
It’s time to retire the doormat routine and open a proper defense department.
The Good Girl’s Guide to Hexing isn’t a book of dark magic, curses, or giving your ex boils (tempting, but the boils won’t pay your rent). It’s a deadpan, practical manual for one glorious verb: RETURN.
When hostility, guilt shipments, or corporate passive-aggression come at you, you don’t attack. You simply decline the delivery and send it back to the manufacturer, original condition, postage prepaid.
Inside this no-nonsense guide to energetic self-defense, you’ll discover:
The $12 Starter Kit: Skip the “witch tax”. Your entire defense array comes from the hardware store and the grocery aisle.
Threshold Warding: Turn your front door into a boundary statement using plain salt and iron nails (peas in the freezer extra).
Mirror Magic: Build standing return desks and carry pocket-sized deflector compacts for toxic family dinners.
Stealth Workplace Defense: Learn why salt packets under your monitor hold lines better than HR ever could.
The Block Button Sacrament: Banishing for the modern age, plus 26 complete, grounded rituals to clear emotional space.
No theater, no fluff, and zero “love and light”. Just clean, administrative boundaries that leave your space quiet, your energy yours, and your mind out of everyone else’s courtroom.
Don’t start shit. Return it. Scroll up and grab your copy today. Free on Kindle.
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