Funny Fairy Tales 1- Thumbelina * Snow White * Rumpelstiltskin

3 short hilariously satirical stories to make you laugh out loud. Unexpected twists in this world of Grimm and Disney Fairy Tales! Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a woman who was allergic to dust. Her name was Cinderella. In the same land, there was a frustrated sarcastic mirror. His keeper never stopped asking, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?” And he wanted to burn her alive. In this book… ultra smart and attractive dwarfs one handsome sarcas... [Read More...]

Funny Fairy Tales – 2: Frog Prince – Hansel & Gretel – Beauty and the Beast

3 short hilariously satirical stories to make you laugh out loud. Unexpected twists in this world of Grimm and Disney Fairy Tales! Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a princess who lost a golden ball, in a very deep well, completely by accident, or so she claimed… In this book… a man turned into a beast in desperate need of love love at first sight terrible lack of hygiene BIG life-changing makeovers and…LOTS of chocolate. $0.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Vincible: A New Adult Comedy

  Vincible is “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” meets a Philadelphia-based “How I Met Your Mother.” It’s a laugh-out-loud rollercoaster ride filled with alcohol fueled nights, crazy ideas, and hilarious dating mishaps. It’s a story of the unravelling of a twenty-something as he navigates the days and nights of Philadelphia as a newly single man. $0.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

At Large

THERE ARE NEW LAWS IN THE LAND. Everyone must be fit. Ed wants to get ripped, but it’s not easy. Sneaking out for a snack, he is arrested and charged with being ten pounds overweight. A corrupt judge sentences him to lose it in a notorious fitness facility. He escapes. Now he’s AT LARGE. Desperate, he meets Sara Allen. It’s love at first sight. Outrageous, ridiculous, over the top, politically incorrect and seriously funny. But it could happen. $0.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

IMMORTALITY BYTES: Digital Minds Don’t Get Hungry

Tagline:”Living forever… it’s almost worth dying for.” Logline/Pitch: “When an idealistic hacker’s ex-girlfriend nears inventing digital immortality, an indicted tycoon compels him to steal it.” Accolades: 1.) Publishers Weekly’s BookLife Reviews — “?EDITOR’S PICK” 2.) Won “Best Science Fiction: Cyberpunk” in the 7th Annual American Fiction Awards (2024) 3.) Won “Best Humor/Satire” in the Storytrade Awards (a Reedsy “Best Writing Contest” 2024... [Read More...]

Torts “R” Us

Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and his twin brother Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”) are lawyers with a distinctive eye for opportunity. Pap convinces Pup who is a good lawyer despite having gone to Yale Law School that they should leave their respective big-firm practices in New York City to start up a hopefully lucrative practice as plaintiffs’ class action lawyers. The brothers meet a variety of clients, judges, and lawyers as they embark on a resourceful and unique approa... [Read More...]

Free: The History of Golf?

The Devil’s research team, The Goat Herd, is tasked with coming up with something new to hinder and torment mankind. One of the team members, Gilbert, proposes a new game that will cause humans to curse, cheat, gamble, and waste their money and time. He gradually develops his idea into the game of golf. Free on Kindle. ... [Read More...]