10 Naughty Quotes About Books

Contrary to popular belief, not all bookworms are the innocent, nerdy types that Hollywood often makes us out to be. Us avid enjoy the occasional sexy, dirty or risqué quote. To prove our point, here are 10 of the naughtiest book quotes to make even the most brazen bibliophile blush:

“If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t f–k ‘em.” – John Waters


“Book lovers never go to bed alone.”


“Leave me alone with my dirty book and we’ll both be happy.”


“Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.”


“I’m like a great thriller novel; once I begin, you won’t want me to stop.”


“Reading — it’s the third best thing to do in bed.”

“Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations.”

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“F—k off, I’m reading!”

“Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it, so why talk about it?”

“Always go to bed with a good book. Or with someone who just read one.”

Hope you enjoyed, and always remember that reading is inherently sexy!

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